Tuesday, February 10, 2009

End of an Era – Jon Gruden will never, ever, ever work again.


[At Jon Gruden’s new job…]

Jon Gruden: YOU F**KING F**KS THINK YOU’RE GOING TO F**KING GET BY WITH THAT SH*T?!?! THIS HORSESH*T COULDN’T FERTILIZE A HORSESH*T TREE ON A HORSESH*T ORCHARD!! WHAT THE F*CK MADE YOU THINK THIS WOULD BE F**KING OK?!? YOU A**HOLES WANT ME TO F**KING LET THIS BY, LIKE THIS PURE UNADULTERATED SH*T SHOULD BE TOLERATED ON ANY F**KING BODY’S F**KING WATCH, LET ALONE MY F**KING WATCH?!? I OUGHT TO STICK MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SS THAT I CAN F**KIGN USE YOU AS A F**KING TOE PUPPET!!! YOU SH*TF**KERS




















Child at Disney World: (/whimpers) But…but…I thought I was tall enough to ride space mountain…

Manager: This isn’t going to work, Jon.

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