Thursday, June 12, 2008

Offseason Maneuvering: Kansas City Chiefs

Spring and summer are slow for football fans, but not for the teams and players they love. That's why, from time to time, we'll be checking in on all 32 teams to see what they're up to in the time when winners are built: The Offseason. Today, we peek in on the Kansas City Chiefs.

[Somewhere in the Kansas City Chiefs practice facility]

Damon Huard: (/stares)

Brody Croyle: (/kind of looks lost)

Huard: (/sighs)

Croyle: (/picks nose)

Huard: (/kicks dirt)

Croyle: (/allows mind to wander to hot wife)

Huard: (/allows mind to wander to Brody Croyle’s hot wife)

Croyle: Hey, Damon?

Huard: Yeah, kid?

Croyle: We’re really boring, aren’t we?

Huard: Yyyyyyyyep.

Herm Edwards: Damon!!! Brody!!! I need one of you over here!!! I’ve just come up with my 500th way of running Larry Johnson right up the middle and somehow burn two timeouts and a challenge flag doing it!!! HAH!!!

Croyle & Huard: (/sigh)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Brodie is spelled wrong there broseph.