From time to time, we at TiT are able to get a quick, exclusive interview with some of your favorite NFL stars. Today, we sit down with Steeler supported woman hitter James Harrison.
TiT: Thanks for sitting down with us.
James Harrison: That’s OK, would you like a coffee or something?
TiT: Sure, that’d be great.
Harrison: Sure, one second…team assistant!
Team Assistant: Yes Mr. Harrison?
Harrison: Could you get us all coffee please?
Assistant: Oh, Mr. Harrison, I don’t think...
Harrison: DAMN RIGHT “YOU DON’T THINK” TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT BITCH!
Assistant: I’m sorry?
Harrison: NOT YET YOU’RE NOT, BUT I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU SORRY!
(/smacks assistant, pours coffee on her in fashion below)
Assistant: AAAHHH!!! HELP!!
Cedric Wilson: That’s right James, teach her a lesson!
(/delivers Alpha Dog style smackdown)
Dan Rooney: HEY! Cedric! That is NOT how we do things here!
Dan Rooney: NO! No excuses! Pack your things and leave! You’re fired!
Cedric: (/leaves, moping)
Dan Rooney: Well, we will not tolerate Cedric’s antics here. I apologize miss. I want to make it up to you. Is there some organization I can donate to on your behalf? A church perhaps?
Assistant: Um, I don’t go to church…
Dan Rooney: (/puts assistant through announce table)