Catching Up With: James Harrison

From time to time, we at TiT are able to get a quick, exclusive interview with some of your favorite NFL stars. Today, we sit down with Steeler supported woman hitter James Harrison.

TiT: Thanks for sitting down with us.

James Harrison: That’s OK, would you like a coffee or something?

TiT: Sure, that’d be great.

Harrison: Sure, one second…team assistant!



Team Assistant: Yes Mr. Harrison?

Harrison: Could you get us all coffee please?

Assistant: Oh, Mr. Harrison, I don’t think...

Harrison: DAMN RIGHT “YOU DON’T THINK” TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT BITCH!

Assistant: I’m sorry?

Harrison: NOT YET YOU’RE NOT, BUT I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU SORRY!

(/smacks assistant, pours coffee on her in fashion below)



Assistant: AAAHHH!!! HELP!!

Cedric Wilson: That’s right James, teach her a lesson!

(/delivers Alpha Dog style smackdown)





Dan Rooney: HEY! Cedric! That is NOT how we do things here!

Cedric: But...

Dan Rooney: NO! No excuses! Pack your things and leave! You’re fired!

Cedric: (/leaves, moping)

Dan Rooney: Well, we will not tolerate Cedric’s antics here. I apologize miss. I want to make it up to you. Is there some organization I can donate to on your behalf? A church perhaps?

Assistant: Um, I don’t go to church…

Dan Rooney: (/puts assistant through announce table)



Thanks guys!