Black people do things one way, while white people do the same thing in a different, funnier way.

(Sinbad approves of this post.)

As an organization (read: lame cult) with little to no sports journalism cred, the chances of TiT getting to the Combine on a press pass were non-existent. Fortunately, the incredible amount of professional sportswriters in Indianapolis guarantees that there is a steady stream of information coming from the event, including tons of photos of player performances. After examining the photographic evidence ourselves, we at TiT are convinced of one thing beyond all else: The NFL Combine is clearly much tougher on white people. As evidence, we present the following:

Below is a picture of Darren McFadden, running a BLISTERINGLY fast 4.33 second 40-yard dash...


Meanwhile, here are some of his white fellow Combine participants, doing their drills with nowhere near the speed that McFadden displayed. These range from "goofy"...

(Wrong sport, ace.)

(Why is "Big Fat White Guy Being Athetic" face the same as "Big Fat White Guy Doing The Electric Slide" face?)

To "I'm pretty sure he just crapped his pants"...

(I'd make more fun but that is the face I make on the john)

(He even looks like he's changing his stride because of the obvious fatigue-crap he just dropped)

To the "Jake Long is the strongest Fetal Alcohol Syndrome victim I have ever seen"...

(He's only changing directions because he saw something shiny.)

It's nice to know that just in case the rest of sports wasn't hammering home the lesson that black people do athletic activities so much cooler than white people it's ridiculous, the NFL Combine is making the point early and often.

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