Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Black people do things one way, while white people do the same thing in a different, funnier way.

(Sinbad approves of this post.)

As an organization (read: lame cult) with little to no sports journalism cred, the chances of TiT getting to the Combine on a press pass were non-existent. Fortunately, the incredible amount of professional sportswriters in Indianapolis guarantees that there is a steady stream of information coming from the event, including tons of photos of player performances. After examining the photographic evidence ourselves, we at TiT are convinced of one thing beyond all else: The NFL Combine is clearly much tougher on white people. As evidence, we present the following:

Below is a picture of Darren McFadden, running a BLISTERINGLY fast 4.33 second 40-yard dash...


Meanwhile, here are some of his white fellow Combine participants, doing their drills with nowhere near the speed that McFadden displayed. These range from "goofy"...

(Wrong sport, ace.)

(Why is "Big Fat White Guy Being Athetic" face the same as "Big Fat White Guy Doing The Electric Slide" face?)


To "I'm pretty sure he just crapped his pants"...

(I'd make more fun but that is the face I make on the john)

(He even looks like he's changing his stride because of the obvious fatigue-crap he just dropped)

To the "Jake Long is the strongest Fetal Alcohol Syndrome victim I have ever seen"...

(He's only changing directions because he saw something shiny.)

It's nice to know that just in case the rest of sports wasn't hammering home the lesson that black people do athletic activities so much cooler than white people it's ridiculous, the NFL Combine is making the point early and often.

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33 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hear crickets....

Anonymous said...

You put a RB against OL and QB. Wow. Amazing. How about posting some black OL on there.

FAIL

Anonymous said...

Well, it looks like the idiotic withleather.com commenters got over here.

Funny post. Ignore anything associated with the withleather morons.

Zac said...

I resent your attacks on what was clearly a scientific, irrefutable study meant to be taken as seriously as possible.

SCIENCE!

J said...

Anonymous = white combine participant's mom

Anonymous said...

If you think that's funny you should see how black intellectuals compare to the white intellectuals...Kind of same thing here only opposite.

Think about it. Oh wait, I think one of you might've just tripped or had your eyeballs pop out from that explosion of brain power.

Funny Stuff.

Anonymous said...

This site is a disgrace....I find it insulting and racist! Shame on you.

Anonymous said...

This site and this post are racist, disgusting, and a disgrace to the internet at large.

Sincerly,

asshole Anonymous commentor who takes myself too seriously

Anonymous said...

Read some of your previous entries. Funny stuff! I'll be back!

Anonymous said...

Racist Bastard.

Anonymous said...

it's so true

cuz god knows those White Running Backs are so graceful and fast lol.

Only one i can think of is Hester from LSU and he is more of a fullback anyway.

Alan said...

OMG! Look at this white PHD honor student taking this IQ test! he looks so good!

OMG! Look at these three black high school dropouts take the same IQ test! They look ridiculous! Black people look funny trying to be smart! (just as funny as white people trying to run fast!)

Now call me a racist. It's OK. I'm not, but I understand. It's the way things work these days. You're still a fucking moron.

I'm OK with your post, I find it quite funny. I just want the general population to find my scenario equally as funny. Equality, baby!

noumena said...

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Anonymous said...

Yep, this is a large fail. Sorry.

julia said...

I've been trying to tell you for months to quit with the racism. Now that anonymous internet commentators agree with me, I feel vindicated.

Also, I loled during class at "strongest fetal alcohol baby." good work.

bobby digital said...

there is nothing racist about this. try looking up the definition of racism one day.
i found this post to be funny. good work.

so relax angry white people and get back to enjoying your built in societal advantages of being white!

Anonymous said...

Yes - it's good to have an advantage.

Because we all know when it comes to athletics - blacks are superior because of their genetics and being cool. With critical thinking and reasoning the white people are only superior because of their built-in societal advantages. :)

So calm down angry black man - go run a quick 40 so you can bring me my beamer. LOL

Now we can all laugh at that! :)

Afterall it's only racist when a white man says it.

Your post is funny too Alan. Great scenario, but where's the Fat Alberts with Dreads? I prefer my combine athletes to have their brands showing as well so I don't mix them up with the wrong herd.

Equality Lives Baby!

Anonymous said...

www.castefootball.us has a combine thread about whites check it out!

Anonymous said...

I'll admit DMac looks pretty cool running the 40, but c'mon you put the best against the worst

Anonymous said...

Racists.. why don't you put pictures of black people doing math.

Anonymous said...

haha this was kinda funny, btw im white, but y black verse white... i thought we got past this post racist generation bullshit

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